So, the spiritually and psychically advanced Beelzebub is aboard the spaceship Karnak and has started to explain to his interested grandson, Hassein, exactly why the inhabitants of the planet Earth are so spiritually backwards despite possessing the exact same potential for self-betterment as Beelzebub’s own race. Beelzebub begins by stating that he has been a personal witness to both the material formation of the Earth itself and the arising of Mankind. The problems started, he says, before the planet had even finished cooling off after its ‘concentration’; that is, its solidifying. At this point in time, Beelzebub had already perpetrated his massive cock up and was setting up home in...